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Nick Cannon seems to be very offended about what Eminem is saying about his wife, Mariah Carey, in his new song Bagpipes from Baghdad. Nick wrote in his blog that he was going to kick Eminems ass and that he is a washed up has been. Well let me just say that Nick you are a stright bitch and the only reason you are famous is because Nickelodeon hired you because they really needed a douchy black dude to make 10 year olds laugh.

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Mariah Carey Wedding Pictures

Mariah Carey Wedding Pictures


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I think Nick Cannon will find out what the meaning of high maintenance is after he settles in with Mariah Carey and he got her name tattooed across his whole back? Like WTF man. I mean love is love. But shit, I will not tattoo any girls name on my back much less my dick. All I gotta say is that shit is gonna hurt to take it off in a couple of years. Remember nothing is forever and few things are certain. Tattoos are basically forever, like 2Pac on my back. I am gangsta…whatt..

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Mariah Carey From A Different Angle

Mariah Carey From A Different Angle


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So here are some more pictures of Mariah Carey and Ms. Mariah Carey aka Nick Cannon. I just cant believe they are even together its like a joke. But I knew she was gonna be with a brotha. Shes always been black guys since the very beginning. Nick Cannon will never leave her, and Mariah will have always younger then her. After all the make up I wonder how good Mariah really looks.

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Mariah Carey Nick Cannon At Six Flags Magic Mountain

Mariah Carey Nick Cannon At Six Flags Magic Mountain


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Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon At Six Flags Magic Mountain take some Heidi and Spencer pictures for their first official day out. And the paparazzi eat it out like bread and butter man. Its obvious that Mariah is getting older so she needs to get some young black cock to ease her over until she cant have anymore kids. Sooner or later though Mariah Carey isn’t going to be hot anymore and no one is gonna care. As long as Nick Cannon makes those babies hes got money for life! Just look at how much Britney has to pay..Unbelievable.

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Mariah Carey And Nick Cannon Show Up Again

Mariah Carey And Nick Cannon Show Up Again


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Mariah Carey used to mean something. Used to mean you wanted to see her naked and fuck the shit out of her. But since shes been carried over to the darkside. Us whiteys dont stay a chance. Like they say once you go black you never go back. Clearly shes using that advice. And Nick Cannon is again the luckiest and annoying mofo to walk this god given earth. Target practice anyone?

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Mariah Carey And Nick Cannon Make An Appearance

Mariah Carey And Nick Cannon Make An Appearance


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Mariah Carey and Mr. Mariah Carey, Nick Cannon were seen yesterday at Time Magazine’s Most Influential People party, the first time together since they got married in a total gangsta style..As you can see Mariah seems to keep her left hand up the whole time to flash her ring…”See loook at me, I’m married, I’m married!” A little too 12th grade shit for me..I know your married bitch, take your hand down, and show my cleavage! I am still waiting for her wedding photos to hit the net. I seen them on People Magazine but none online.

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So Mariah Carey Isnt As Stupid As We Thought

So Mariah Carey Isnt As Stupid As We Thought


Prenuptial agreements are like Tom Cruises gift from Scientology. Basically, they let you try out this crazy marriage thing with that stripper you JUST made in Vegas, then sober up after that all night sex romp, realize you made a mistake and still get to keep all your cash. Thats the sexiest thing I ever heard..Mariah Carey made sure to have one in place before marrying Nick Cannon, according to FOX News booyah!:

Mariah apparently told a mutual pal of ours: “Anyone who thinks we didn’t have a prenup is smoking something!” This is not the Mariah Carey of old. She is a smart, smart businesswoman. For example: Post-Tommy Mottola, Carey nabbed $50 million from her short-lived deal with Virgin Records. After “Glitter,” they just paid her all that to walk away!

There’s nothing like starting a marriage by saying to each other, “If this thing doesn’t work, you ain’t getting my cash, bitch!.” Its so caring and loving..I would be speechless if I heard that..Its true love at first sight..

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Its Official Suckers..Mariah Carey Nick Cannon Are One

Its Official Suckers..Mariah Carey Nick Cannon Are One


So we’ve confirmed with multiple sources, TMZ Police, E, CNN, your mom, Mariah Carey is officially hitched to Nick Cannon. But here’s the deal. There are some people pitching a story to other blogs that Mariah married Mark Sudack, her co-exec producer on her new album. It ain’t true. People are jumping on this bandwagon to make a quick buck. Mariah is just dumb in this situation with no prenuptial and Nick, well hes the man thats gonna make out like a bandit in a threesome.

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Mariah Carey Got Married To Nick Cannon..No Pre-nup!

Mariah Carey Is Marrying Nick Cannon


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Now the New York Post confirms the story that the two got married over the weekend and this is probably the stupidest thing she ever could have done..shes worth billions and hes worth the penny you just picked up off the ground, AND there was no pre-nup:

Mariah Carey got secretly hitched to her 27-year-old boyfriend-of-one-month, shocking the chart-topping songbird’s family and friends, The Post has learned. Carey married little-screen actor Nick Cannon at the home Carey just bought in Eleuthera, the Bahamas, a source close to the singer said. “They have been smitten with each other for days, weeks,” the friend said. “And she’s always had a crush on him.” But not everyone is so over the moon. “There was no pre-nup – there wasn’t time,” said another worried source.

So a rich older lady and a young hustler talking black man rush off to an island and get married with no pre-nup? Oh okay. After Nick kills her off with her Grammy awards the coast of Cancun, Mexico, a good name for his next movie would be, “I Think I Know Where Glitter Went Last Summer”. Yup in the ground!

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Mariah Carey Is Marrying Nick Cannon

Mariah Carey Is Marrying Nick Cannon


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It appears Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon have decided to tie the knot. A source close to Carey confirmed to Access Hollywood that the music diva is engaged to Nick Cannon who does nothing all day.

Reps for both singers were unavailable for comment. The couple sent the rumor mill into overdrive when the 38-year-old Carey (with Cannon on her arm) was seen sporting dazzling new bling on her ring finger at the after-party for her Tribeca film, “Tennessee,” in New York. When asked what he loved about Carey, Cannon, 27, said, “Everything.”

I met Nick Cannon once, when I went to MTV. He actually punk’d me because I didnt know who the fuck he was. And now hes marrying Mariah Carey. Hopefully he eats my nuts for breakfast.

UPDATE: Nick gave Mariah the same ring he gave his ex-fiancee. Nick Cannon rules!

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